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Love is too complicated for someone stupid like me

Posted 1 year ago // 6 notes
So this one girl keeps caps locking curses in her post on my dash, and clearly stated that she’s “fired up”.

Well if you’re THAT mad, get off Tumblr and do something about it, stupid hoe.

That shit was made for Facebook.

Posted 1 year ago // 1 note

Is it stupid that I want an xbox 360 because I want to play with my friends and stay in touch without my mom nagging me? It’s like jail here…

Posted 1 year ago // 20 notes
When someone starts getting annoying in the middle of a conversation…

I say “excuse me sir, I’m sorry but I’m afraid I will have to cancel your reservation”, then I let them think about what the fuck I just said while I slowly walk away.

Posted 1 year ago // 27 notes
"You think you’re the shit? I can’t say I disagree."
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That awkward moment when you know a bunch of guys are checking you out while your bending down to get your drink from the vending machine after playing a sweaty game of tennis.

Like wtf are you supposed to do now?

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